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Just a Stochastic Parrot T-Shirt

$33.00 In stock

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Bring AI humor to your wardrobe with the “You’re just a stochastic parrot” T-shirt. Perfect for machine learning fans, researchers, and skeptics alike, this witty tee makes a bold statement about the limits of AI while keeping you comfortable all day.

Made from 100% combed cotton with a pre-shrunk, regular fit, it offers a soft, premium feel and lasting durability. Whether you’re at a tech meetup, in class, or just out and about, this shirt blends geeky humor with timeless style.

Experience everyday comfort with this premium 100% combed cotton T-shirt, designed for softness, durability, and a timeless fit. Featuring a classic crew neck and regular cut, it’s pre-shrunk to keep its shape wash after wash.

Whether you’re dressing it up or keeping it casual, this versatile tee is built to last and feel great every time you wear it.

  • 100% combed cotton
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
  • 28 singles yarn for extra softness
  • Pre-shrunk for lasting fit
  • Classic crew neck, regular fit
  • Side-seamed construction for shape retention
  • Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem
  • Ribbed collar with shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size Guide

  Length (inches) Width (inches)
S 28 18 ½
M 29 ½ 20 ½
L 31 22 ¼
XL 31 ¼ 24
2XL 33 25 ¼
3XL 33 ½ 26 ¾
  Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.1 47
M 75 52
L 78.7 56.5
XL 79.4 61
2XL 83.8 64.1
3XL 85 68
Care Instructions

The print is generally resistant to cracking and can handle heavy use, and cold to lukewarm washes without fading color. However, the design may develop small cracks if the tee is washed in very hot water.

🇺🇸 USA, Free Shipping & Tariffs

Orders from the United States are printed and shipped within the USA so that no tariffs will become due.

If an item requires restocking, we will notify you and offer to either wait for the restocking or provide a refund for that item. This can happen when blanks run out of stock - but it is rare.

International orders (non U.S.) will be printed and shipped from the nearest location (CA 🇨🇦, MX 🇲🇽, UK 🇬🇧, EU 🇪🇺, JP 🇯🇵, AU 🇦🇺) to you - no change there.

Return policy

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right. We offer returns and exchanges.

Shipping

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Manufacturing

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

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