
Show off your wit and love for AI with the Stochastic Parrot T-shirt, featuring a vibrant parrot graphic and bold lettering. Made from 100% combed cotton, this premium tee is ultra-soft, durable, and pre-shrunk to keep its fit wash after wash.
With a classic crew neck and regular fit, it’s perfect for casual wear, geek culture events, or anyone who appreciates a clever nod to AI and machine learning. A must-have statement shirt for tech enthusiasts and trendsetters alike.
Upgrade your wardrobe with this premium graphic tee, crafted from 100% combed cotton for unbeatable softness and comfort. Designed with a classic crew neck and a versatile regular fit, it offers a timeless look you can style up or down.
The fabric is pre-shrunk, so it keeps its shape and size wash after wash. With durable side-seamed construction, reinforced stitching, and a ribbed collar, this shirt delivers both quality and everyday wearability—perfect for casual outfits, work-from-home days, or nights out.
- 100% combed cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk for lasting fit
- Classic crew neck, regular fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves & hem
- Ribbed collar for comfort
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size Guide
Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 ½ |
M | 29 ½ | 20 ½ |
L | 31 | 22 ¼ |
XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
2XL | 33 | 25 ¼ |
3XL | 33 ½ | 26 ¾ |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 47 |
M | 75 | 52 |
L | 78.7 | 56.5 |
XL | 79.4 | 61 |
2XL | 83.8 | 64.1 |
3XL | 85 | 68 |
Care Instructions
The print is generally resistant to cracking and can handle heavy use, and cold to lukewarm washes without fading color. However, the design may develop small cracks if the tee is washed in very hot water.
🇺🇸 USA, Free Shipping & Tariffs
Orders from the United States are printed and shipped within the USA so that no tariffs will become due.
If an item requires restocking, we will notify you and offer to either wait for the restocking or provide a refund for that item. This can happen when blanks run out of stock - but it is rare.
International orders (non U.S.) will be printed and shipped from the nearest location (CA 🇨🇦, MX 🇲🇽, UK 🇬🇧, EU 🇪🇺, JP 🇯🇵, AU 🇦🇺) to you - no change there.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right. We offer returns and exchanges.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.