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Stochastic Parrot T-Shirt

$33.00 In stock

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Add a clever twist to your wardrobe with the Stochastic Parrot T-Shirt, a fun nod to the famous phrase in AI research. Featuring a colorful parrot perched on a wooden sign that reads “Stochastic,” this design is perfect for machine learning enthusiasts, researchers, and anyone who loves AI humor.

Made from 100% combed cotton, this premium tee feels soft and breathable, with a classic crew neck and regular fit that never goes out of style. The pre-shrunk fabric keeps its shape wash after wash, making it as durable as it is eye-catching. Whether at conferences, coding sessions, or casual outings, this shirt is sure to spark conversations.

Experience lasting comfort and style with this premium cotton t-shirt, crafted from 100% combed cotton for a luxuriously soft and breathable feel. Designed with a classic crew neck and regular fit, it delivers a timeless look that works for any occasion, from casual wear to layering.

The pre-shrunk fabric ensures your shirt keeps its shape wash after wash, while side-seamed construction and double-needle stitching provide extra durability. Built for comfort, quality, and everyday versatility, this tee is a must-have wardrobe essential.

  • 100% combed cotton for premium softness
  • Lightweight and durable (5.3 oz./yd.² / 150.25 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk to maintain fit and shape
  • Classic crew neck and regular fit design
  • Side-seamed construction for strength
  • Ribbed collar with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for durability

Size Guide

  Length (inches) Width (inches)
S 28 18 ½
M 29 ½ 20 ½
L 31 22 ¼
XL 31 ¼ 24
2XL 33 25 ¼
3XL 33 ½ 26 ¾
  Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.1 47
M 75 52
L 78.7 56.5
XL 79.4 61
2XL 83.8 64.1
3XL 85 68
Care Instructions

The print is generally resistant to cracking and can handle heavy use, and cold to lukewarm washes without fading color. However, the design may develop small cracks if the tee is washed in very hot water.

🇺🇸 USA, Free Shipping & Tariffs

Orders from the United States are printed and shipped within the USA so that no tariffs will become due.

If an item requires restocking, we will notify you and offer to either wait for the restocking or provide a refund for that item. This can happen when blanks run out of stock - but it is rare.

International orders (non U.S.) will be printed and shipped from the nearest location (CA 🇨🇦, MX 🇲🇽, UK 🇬🇧, EU 🇪🇺, JP 🇯🇵, AU 🇦🇺) to you - no change there.

Return policy

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right. We offer returns and exchanges.

Shipping

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Manufacturing

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

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