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Stochastic Parrot T-Shirt
Stand out with the Stochastic Parrot T-Shirt. Premium cotton, AI-inspired design, and everyday comfort for tech lovers and AI enthusiasts.
Show off your love for AI humor with the Stochastic Parrot T-Shirt. Featuring a bold, colorful parrot graphic and premium 100% combed cotton fabric, this tee is perfect for AI enthusiasts, researchers, and anyone who appreciates clever wordplay.
With a soft, breathable feel, pre-shrunk durability, and a timeless regular fit, it’s designed for everyday comfort and geek-chic style. Whether you’re at a conference, coding session, or casual outing, this shirt is a conversation starter that blends brains with personality.
Level up your wardrobe with this premium graphic tee, crafted from 100% combed cotton for unmatched softness and durability. Designed with a classic crew neck and regular fit, it delivers a timeless look that pairs effortlessly with any style.
The fabric is pre-shrunk to keep its shape, wash after wash, so you can enjoy long-lasting comfort and confidence whether you’re dressing up or keeping it casual.
- 100% combed cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk for lasting fit
- Classic regular fit
- Crew neck design
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves & hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size Guide
| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 ½ |
| M | 29 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 31 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
| 2XL | 33 | 25 ¼ |
| 3XL | 33 ½ | 26 ¾ |
| Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 47 |
| M | 75 | 52 |
| L | 78.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 79.4 | 61 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 64.1 |
| 3XL | 85 | 68 |
Care Instructions
The print is generally resistant to cracking and can handle heavy use, and cold to lukewarm washes without fading color. However, the design may develop small cracks if the tee is washed in very hot water.
🇺🇸 USA, Free Shipping & Tariffs
Orders from the United States are printed and shipped within the USA so that no tariffs will become due.
If an item requires restocking, we will notify you and offer to either wait for the restocking or provide a refund for that item. This can happen when blanks run out of stock - but it is rare.
International orders (non U.S.) will be printed and shipped from the nearest location (CA 🇨🇦, MX 🇲🇽, UK 🇬🇧, EU 🇪🇺, JP 🇯🇵, AU 🇦🇺) to you - no change there.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right. We offer returns and exchanges.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.